By Kurt Kipple, Proboscis Religious Affairs Correspondent
LEDBETTER, SC— “It’s not like it’s raining blood or anything,” says suburban mom Lena Burgle, as she drops her kids off for soccer practice at the local park. “It’s really more drizzling blood. Yeah, it’s a mess,” Lena looks down at her blood streaked blouse, “but the trick is to get it in the washing machine before the stains set. It’s not the end of the world. I mean, it is the end of the world, but . . . oh, you know what I mean.” she laughs and makes a what are you going to do gesture.
For the past several weeks, citizens of earth have been overwhelmingly not coming to grips with the clear, unmistakable, and nonnegotiable signs and portents which indicate that the world as we know it will soon come to an end, as the (more…)