Cooter’s Corner

TRANS-DIMENSIONAL LIZARD PEOPLE: THE THIRD PARTY AMERICA NEEDS?

By Cooter Jackson, Editor-in-chief

lizardmanMUD LAKE, NV. Cooter here. As most of you know, Ol’ Cooter follows politics pretty closely. Not that it matters, being as both parties are just puppets for our shadowy mutant overlords, giving the sheeple the illusion of choice while they use psychic machinery to harvest our dreams, to consume or sell to aliens on the intergalactic black market. I mean, everybody knows that. But even the most oblivious upstanding citizen in our fine nation is getting a little fed up. Democrats, Republicans, even an idiot can see that they’re (more…)